The Cult of Fuck Yeah

by Pitboss2000

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    Track List
    1. The Mosh of the Boss
    2. TCOFY
    3. JRTOG
    4. Faustina
    5. The Fix Is In
    6. Stagedive Off The Roof
    7. Check Your Wattage (CD)
    8. Go Outside
    9. The High Price of Seven
    10. The Devil Does Dallas
    11. Bench Mosh
    12. Seawitch 2015
    13. Clam Roll's Revenge
    14. Juantanamo
    15. Three FN Words

    Digipack CD, layout by Professor X-13 in an undisclosed bunker in the 614, cover art by Mark Fairless.

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released November 16, 2015



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Pitboss 2000 hails from Columbus Ohio, the Godfathers of CCHC, they have been spreading their raging lifestyle since 1998. Features ex members of Ringworm, Payback (CT), OLC, Point of Recognition and PC Deathsquad. 4256 Productions is their digital home!
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Track Name: TCOFY
We broke it on 11
What other choice is there?
It's ours and we made it and we ride into forever
because time is an illusion that scares you into action
or slows you down if you are the very rails that you are off of.

It's never too late to switch, simple decisions, change the air you have left.

Disrupt the Program
Burn it all down
Its always been a theater when we crack the code of WE its the freest ride
with the ultimate price.
To live up now, we escape or be trapped in the lies of this dimension of space.

A simple shift isn't always that but if you wanna come with us

Be with care for what you pray

If you want the sea to trash you
if you wanna be a witness to mass destruction
abandon your ship and climb aboard
cause we're outta here and we're never coming back.
Track Name: JRTOG

I'm 5 grams in with 14 to play
13 years til I leave this place
This whole life is 1 choice away
and we're gonna fucking rule this space

We hit the gate
we're 4 beers in
Lost in Paradise
Before 8 AM
2 birdies and 6 half shots
Dude its just a half shot
it's not even a real shot

Foot wedge, Noonan, Be The Ball
Mulligans, Winter Rules For All
Avoid the traps
Keep your head down
Stay Relaxed

I tee off instead of being teed off
I'm all shroomed up
I'm in the zone
The Biggest Big Bertha's
Cranking and Spanking
I'm gonna bring this trophy home

The gate opens up and shuts at our back
They're only gonna catch us if I'm not laughing
If we were the same age we'd be dead
Living it up cause getting old sucks

Track Name: The High Price of Seven
I signed the waiver wanded and detected
laughing to myself this time no rejections
got a piece of space cake
and great ideas
in line for an hour
burping up trunk beers

Tourists are all buzzing
about their Hollywood Nights
I know one thing is for sure
I'm high as balls at The Price is Right

They better play Plinko
or I'll lose my shit
like when I met Wayne Brady
as a Penguin tabbed on acid

Some were yelling 4 hundred
some were yelling 5
some were betting one dollar
just to feel alive
Drew is crushing the ladies
This is game show heaven
The only thing I was yelling
was Investigate Tower 7
Track Name: Faustina
Finding the light as it crashes through itself
working as its own director
uncovering layer upon layer
to laugh beyond its why

Now what?

More of the same, in my driven moments
dreams arise out of the ashes of failure
I'd burn it all down with twice the fury
laughing louder than the inferno

Time is a thief
that rode into town
on the lie crusted throne of the moon

The watchers float in silence
living in darkness
the tides are shifting
evolution perfected

Its gain its power
deceiving the mass of celebrants
no wounds were healed
in the making of this production
Track Name: Go Outside
Your tinfoil hat was made in China
Global Conspiracy? You sound like a whiner
Hiding in your bunker, choking on a C Rat
Your guns only blaze at the range with black targets

American flag soaked in pride
Made by Chinese kids so go run and hide
They're coming right for you from the west and the east
how can you survive if you cant run 10 feet

Stuck in your bunker
while your wife gets fatter
how will you know its safe
if you cant get up the ladder
It's all made up and you swallowed the lie
now turn off your cable and go outside

No ones coming to get you
turn off your cable and go outside
No ones coming to get you
boogie men created corporate fiction
No ones coming to get you
They call it programming for a reason

2 card Monte
This country is a fable
You'll always lose the con
unless you leave the table
2 card Monte
This country is a fable
You'll always lose the con
unless you own the table
Track Name: Bench Mosh
Ghosts, drugs and God
and I'm all in
Demons and Portals in the late AM
West of the Rockies Alien Line
East of the Rockies and were doing just fine

The darkness of the desert
lights up the night
the son sets over Venice

Open up your heart
its anarchy for the brain
this drive is never ending
Track Name: Seawitch 2015
You will fear the Seawitch
Seven Seas Our Domain
Beat You with my pegleg
and make you walk the plank

Clam Roll Sucks
Bearded Clam Roll

Your time is coming
Don't be a bitch
you will fear the Seawitch
Track Name: Clam Roll's Revenge
Nobody bought you
you were discontinued
we got dope ass haddock
on our brand new menu
talk all the shit that you want
this party started when you were drowned
Track Name: The Fix Is In
Never mind the elevator
or the child abuse
lets just talk
how the balls are juiced

never mind the truth
we got replay
no good angles
the fix is in

Bush and Clinton
No different Shit
Same Con Artists
Different Game

NFL Power
This is shitty
What are we watching?
Fucked by committee

Weed induced Conspiracy Rant

Bread and Circus
Horse and sparrow
we get crapped out
in a trickle down tomorrow

Experience over object
object to the puke
Experience over object

Media Sells The Guns
That Make The Stories That
Sell More Guns
Brought To You By The Company(USA)
That Loaned Those Guns For
Track Name: The Devil Does Dallas
In the shadow of SMU
Behind the bars cast for suburban terror
The trap was set for this timeless bomb
A publicly hidden display

I was warned of this presence
A relic blessed with no trepidation
I pray this comes in handy when we need it

A power beyond rattled its cage
Knocking the crown off its throne
No ones home we're beyond death
The force of the lost cause too much for the cause of the lost

Limping into the darkness
Staring into the trembling abyss
Both hands with a grasp on the switch
This realm of fire is not for us

They've returned 7 fold
You can't climb high enough
Why would you re open that door
Now they're all waiting

You won't walk away from this next one
You'll be carried.
Track Name: Stagedive Off The Roof
It all started in 76
were smashing wiffles down at Hampton Beach
The grill is full of all of the meat
and I'm finishing every can in reach


Life of the party were all wound up
Were all laughing cause there is raging in our blood.

Centuries of genetic mutation
most of us too much too soon
booze, death, regret, times up
Get in line, do it again

Life of the party were all wound up
Were all laughing cause there is raging in our blood
Were all laughing cause there is trashing in our blood
Track Name: Juantanamo
Sucker born a minute
in the meat grinder at the magnet store
this returning soldier is
sponsored by Budweiser
Thousands in boxes
brought to you by the box company(USA)
they sponsor both sides
they'll gladly package your death's fantasy

Uniform to Body Bag
This is the path
Forget about the terrorists
Your brain they've always had
Track Name: Three FN Words
your Dad got off a murderer
your sex tape had a re shoot
your tv show is for morons
your app for breathers
you' don't have a kingdom
you'll never be a Highness
I hope Bruce itches
from male pattern dryness